Wednesday, 27 February 2008

• Tribute to Myself - Pt 1

  Doo-doo...

  Forget this, i'm posting a tribute to myself.... this was gonna be my last post ever, but it was going to be after I successfully got two start-up companies stabilized and I secured a place within a non-profit.

  Since it is taking longer than expected, I toast myself, you extraordinary man you... in typical high-speed, yet low-drag fashion you continually excel at being mediocre. You break things down Barney style... all the way down elementary school, Barney yet people still do not understand you - probably because you don't speak engrishh... You also fashion and recycle old clothes and try to pass it off as new. You are a turd... but not just any turd.... you are a steaming, hot turd that is sitting in the back seat of someone's car.... and the driver is like, "WTH? Why is there a steaming turd in my backseat?" My response is, "I see you and I'm along for the ride. Take me where you will but don't scoop me up and out of the car yet cuz I haven't arrived at my destination."

  (the real post i had previously written disappeared so the message you see above is the work of chocolate cake and rasberry mousse) 

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